date with a real girl.

I picked you up at your house fifteen minutes early,

and you seemed irritated with that.

I thought it was polite.

I didn't know you needed time to get ready.

We went to the movies,

and I picked what to watch.

It was a foreign film.

I just wanted to seem cultured.

I thought the movie wasn't bad,

but you were asleep the whole time.

Is reading subtitles not your thing?

I'm starting not to like this broad.

We went to go get coffee afterwards

because it seemed like you needed it.

Way to get the fanciest coffee they have.

Wow, you're a jerk.

I took you home afterwards,

and the car ride was silent.

You told me you had a good time,

and you gave me a kiss.

This girl's alright.