a haiku about chris brown.

You made us forget.

What can you do with your feet?

Please sell gum again.

Boy weeps over results of hot dog eating contest.

Henry Nguyen, a resident of Lakewood, CA, has declared great outrage due to the results of a hot dog eating contest. The contest, sponsored by Wanye Conglomerate, was held just outside of the Cal State Fullerton campus. Around 50 contestants participated in the event, but only 4 made it to the finals. Among those 4, a Fullerton local by the name of Yao Trang, won the contest, eating a total of 26 1/2 hot dogs.

After winning the contest, Trang received a prize of free hot dogs for life. "I just kept thinking, 'me so hungry,'" she said triumphantly. "'I want to eat your hot dog.'" It was not until she was interviewed that Nguyen became outraged. While he had no qualms with the contest itself, he believed that Yao Trang could have been more humble about her victory.

"Frankly, I wept when I heard those words. She needed to tone it down," said Nguyen. "Her words have not only hurt me, but the community as well. I just feel like she ruined any progress that we as a people have made. " Trang could not be reached for comments.

a sonnet about frank dux.

You thought you could run away with the sword,

but weren't you relieved when the cops weren't called?

They still beat you up until you were floored,

but at least you fought hard and brawled.

After you made the deal you learned karate,

but it lead you down a path of feet and fist.

And even when Tanaka said 'no' to the kumite,

your blockhead went anyway, you couldn't resist.

Victor Lin showed you to your new friend Ray Jackson,

and you even broke the bottom brick using dim mak.

The tournament resumed with great skill and action,

but things came to an end when Chong Li attacked.

We knew you'd win, after all, you can do the splits.

You were played by JCVD, it was gonna have to fit.

a haiku about bob sapp.

You can crush apples.

Why won't you put his fuse out?

Just sign the contract.

a haiku about tupac shakur.

He was too angry.

Relaxing was not for him.

Should have stuck to film.