You thought you could run away with the sword,
but weren't you relieved when the cops weren't called?
They still beat you up until you were floored,
but at least you fought hard and brawled.
After you made the deal you learned karate,
but it lead you down a path of feet and fist.
And even when Tanaka said 'no' to the kumite,
your blockhead went anyway, you couldn't resist.
Victor Lin showed you to your new friend Ray Jackson,
and you even broke the bottom brick using dim mak.
The tournament resumed with great skill and action,
but things came to an end when Chong Li attacked.
We knew you'd win, after all, you can do the splits.
You were played by JCVD, it was gonna have to fit.
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