a haiku about Siamese cats.

I do not blame you.

Lady was asking for it.

Oh cats, I do please!

a haiku about alex guarnaschelli.

Why don't you smile?

You are not Simon Cowell.

You need to be chopped.

a haiku about rihanna

Someone please help her.

She-Hulk is in full effect.

Don't make her angry.

a haiku about diana ross.

I know you came out.

You are the real supreme.

Forget the nachos.

a haiku about Cesar brand dog food's dog.

Is the dog food good?

Wish Cesar was for people.

That dog is too cute.

a haiku about chris brown.

You made us forget.

What can you do with your feet?

Please sell gum again.

a haiku about bob sapp.

You can crush apples.

Why won't you put his fuse out?

Just sign the contract.

a haiku about tupac shakur.

He was too angry.

Relaxing was not for him.

Should have stuck to film.

a haiku about bell nuntita.

She looks like a girl.

Yet, she can sing like a man.

Confusion sets in.