well done, kylie minogue.

There was "Love at First Sight," 

Then you played Cammy White.

Well done, Kylie Minogue.

Your dancy beats,

make us move our feet.

Well done, Kylie Minogue.

You're no bogan,

nor are you a 'Brooke Hogan.'

Well done, Kylie Minogue.

I could mention Bio-Dome,

but I'm too nice.

So we can forget about that role,

your music will suffice.

Well done, Kylie Minogue.

don't fool daddy

I couldn't sleep.

I just had to know.

Was it my actions that made him weep?

The shuffling downstairs,

the tearful woes-

I'm pretty sure it was me, to be fair.

Then to my delight,

I heard him exclaim,

"My feet are swollen! This just isn't right!"

Little did poor daddy know,

his shoes were switched.

His feet did not grow.

date with a real girl.

I picked you up at your house fifteen minutes early,

and you seemed irritated with that.

I thought it was polite.

I didn't know you needed time to get ready.

We went to the movies,

and I picked what to watch.

It was a foreign film.

I just wanted to seem cultured.

I thought the movie wasn't bad,

but you were asleep the whole time.

Is reading subtitles not your thing?

I'm starting not to like this broad.

We went to go get coffee afterwards

because it seemed like you needed it.

Way to get the fanciest coffee they have.

Wow, you're a jerk.

I took you home afterwards,

and the car ride was silent.

You told me you had a good time,

and you gave me a kiss.

This girl's alright.